04-11-2007, 03:16 PM
I've seen quite alot of those around my house at hallowe'en... 
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I've got a joke...
One day, a newfoundlander (a person from a place in Canada where lots of people think they talk strangly) was on a plane. And I lawyer who sat beside him wanted to play a question game with him that involves money. The newfy (Short for newfoundlander) doesn't want to.
Lawyer: Cmon, this will be fun!
Newfy: No, I want to sleep.
Lawyer: I'll tell you the rules. I'll ask you a question and if you can't answer is you give me $5.
The newfy snorts and tries to go back to sleep thinking it's a bad game.
Lawer: And if you ask me a question and I can't answer it, I give you $500.
The newfy perks up abit.
Newfy: I guess that sounds fair. I'll give it o' shot. You go first.
Lawyer: Ok! Who killed JF King?
Newfy: How do you expect me to know that? I'm Canadian!
So the newfy pulls out $5 and gives it to him.
Newfy: Ok. My turn...
The newfy thinks for abit.
Newfy: Ok, what goes up a hill on 4 legs and down on 5?
The lawyer thinks for a moment. He goes onto his laptop computer and looked it up. Nothing. Then he googled it. No luck. Then he called his smart friends, they didn't know. Then he e-mail some friends. They all replyed not knowing.
Lawyer: Ok, I miss-judged you.
And gives him $500 out of his briefcase.
The newfy thought,
Lawyer: ...-wait, aren't you going to tell me?
Newfy: Tell you what?
Layer: What goes up hill on 4 wheels and down on 5!
Then the newfy thinks for a moment and reaches into his pocket and gives him $5.
;D
When I heard this on first, it really cracked me up. May not be on topic, but who cares.
:I've got a joke...
One day, a newfoundlander (a person from a place in Canada where lots of people think they talk strangly) was on a plane. And I lawyer who sat beside him wanted to play a question game with him that involves money. The newfy (Short for newfoundlander) doesn't want to.
Lawyer: Cmon, this will be fun!
Newfy: No, I want to sleep.
Lawyer: I'll tell you the rules. I'll ask you a question and if you can't answer is you give me $5.
The newfy snorts and tries to go back to sleep thinking it's a bad game.
Lawer: And if you ask me a question and I can't answer it, I give you $500.
The newfy perks up abit.
Newfy: I guess that sounds fair. I'll give it o' shot. You go first.
Lawyer: Ok! Who killed JF King?
Newfy: How do you expect me to know that? I'm Canadian!
So the newfy pulls out $5 and gives it to him.
Newfy: Ok. My turn...
The newfy thinks for abit.
Newfy: Ok, what goes up a hill on 4 legs and down on 5?
The lawyer thinks for a moment. He goes onto his laptop computer and looked it up. Nothing. Then he googled it. No luck. Then he called his smart friends, they didn't know. Then he e-mail some friends. They all replyed not knowing.
Lawyer: Ok, I miss-judged you.
And gives him $500 out of his briefcase.
The newfy thought,
Wow, this is the easiest money I made since I tricked that bum!Then the newfy starts going back asleep.
Lawyer: ...-wait, aren't you going to tell me?
Newfy: Tell you what?
Layer: What goes up hill on 4 wheels and down on 5!
Then the newfy thinks for a moment and reaches into his pocket and gives him $5.
;DWhen I heard this on first, it really cracked me up. May not be on topic, but who cares.