04-09-2007, 02:41 PM
I just got this in my email. Talk about karma knowing I needed to lighten up.......
>>> SOME WISDOM FROM LARRY THE CABLE GUY
>>>
>>> 1. A day without sunshine is like night.
>>> 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
>>> 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
>>> 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
>>> 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
>>> 6. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
>>> 7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
>>> 8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
>>> 9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
>>> 10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
>>> 11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
>>> 12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
>>> 13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
>>> 14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
>>> 15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
>>> 16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
>>> 17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
>>> 18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
>>> 19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
>>> 20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
>>> 21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering,
>>> 23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
>>> 24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
Thanks, I needed that.
Joe B
>>> SOME WISDOM FROM LARRY THE CABLE GUY
>>>
>>> 1. A day without sunshine is like night.
>>> 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
>>> 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
>>> 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
>>> 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
>>> 6. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
>>> 7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
>>> 8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
>>> 9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
>>> 10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
>>> 11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
>>> 12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
>>> 13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
>>> 14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
>>> 15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
>>> 16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
>>> 17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
>>> 18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
>>> 19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
>>> 20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
>>> 21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering,
What the hell happened?>>> 22. Just remember--if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
>>> 23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
>>> 24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
Thanks, I needed that.
Joe B