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[triforceguy1]

I'm not the best joke maker, but I'll give it a try:

Those who get to the end of the gam... all the MANSIONS shall be greatly rewarded

"You see a inscription of the pedestal:

Here lies Count Basano's last words before his death:
AGH!

Probably not that good as yours Vern but it's worth a try